What's in a Name?

I've had a few last names in my time. And, I think I can say that I can best sympathize with those who have names that are easily made fun of...starting with my first name - Kea...let's see, what can I remember being called?

• Kea Diahrrea

• K-K-K-Kea - think of the tune for the chia pet.

• KIA - EVERYONE says, "like the car?" - I just want to punch them in the face.

Now for my last names -
1. Santa - yep
2. Beiningen

• Beginagain
• Bananaskin
• Bennegasco - (after a gas company where I grew up)
• And the many slaughterings of the name from telemarketers! I can't even remember how many versions people thought of.

And now,
3. Morovitz - I actually thought once I got married that the massacre of my last name would stop. Pretty simple, right?

• Moronvitz - This was the name that was written on my name tag for a job interview at a very respected company. I just about puked when I saw it!
• And the one my husband had today...see below
  
  I kinda like it. Goes along with my bra size ;-)

PLEASE put more names up that you remember me being called. Cracks me up!